MICKEY MACABRE
Mickey worked at the docks down at pier thirteen
The best darn dockhand you’ve ever seen
In the evenings he played his trusty trombone
At a pub near the docks called McGilley & Roan
One night as he walked to his home ‘cross the pier
He stumbled and staggered for he drank too much beer
As he fell he dropped his trombone right into the bay
Then he did something quite stupid, some people say
He dove into the water to save what was most dear to him
But the problem was poor Mickey never learned how to swim